Funny Wedding Vows
Exchanging wedding vows is the soul of the wedding ceremony. Wedding vows are the oaths taken by both bride and groom to remain faithful to each other and love each other for life. Exchanging vows in a less serious way does not harm the deepness of the program. And though funny wedding vows are humorous, they are serious in purpose.
Though funny wedding vows sounds entertaining, they have a deep meaning of faithfulness and eternal love. Wedding ceremony is the beginning of a new life for both the bride and the groom. And through funny wedding vows, the couple starts their new life with smile and joy.
Taking the permission of the officiant for funny wedding vows is important. Officiant should agree with the witty and humorous vows.
Examples of Funny Wedding Vows-
Example 1-
Groom- I john, promise you Sandy to love as much as the Beatles. I will love you through your bad or good health. I promise you that I will try to eat what you will cook. I will try whole heartedly to bear your parents in my house.
Bride- I, Sandy, promise to love you forever from this moment. I will love you even when you sing so irritatingly. I promise you that I will try to make up with your mother.
Example 2-
Groom- I John, promise to love you and cherish you, will try to never forget the birthdays and anniversaries unless football tournament is going on.
Bride- I, Sandy, promise to love and cherish you, and will always try to provide you with fresh snacks and food until your credit card is with me.
Example 3-
Groom- I, John, take you, Sandy, as my wedded wife to have and to scold for better but not worse, for richer but not for poorer purpose. I will cherish you to my death.
Bride- I, Sandy, take you, John, as my husband, in accordance with the holy Bible. I promise to be an honest, faithful and obedient wife depending upon my mood.
Example 4-
Groom- I, John, take you Sandy, to be my wife, on the football stadium, at the theater, with friends as long as I live.
Bride- I, sandy, take you, John, as my husband in the shopping mall, kitty party as long as you pay my all bills.
You can pen down your funny as well as romantic experiences as wedding vows. But take care that they don’t become personal so that only you and your partner will get the meaning. Every attendant should able to get what you mean.
You can have the humor with meaningful poems, passages and thoughts as wedding vows. Tone of the voice also makes a difference. So make sure that wittiness should be reflected through your voice. Practice it, if possible before the wedding ceremony.